“Still Not Panicking? Must Be Nice” Shirt
“Still Not Panicking? Must Be Nice” Shirt
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Why this message matters
Why this message matters
For those of us living in a constant state of 'mild panic,' this shirt hits home.
The bold statement “STILL NOT PANICKING? MUST BE NICE” keeps it real—whether you're joking about anxiety, world events, or just your daily chaos. Clean, simple, and impactful, this tee brings together humor and truth in one comfy package. Ideal for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, a little anxiety, or both. Soft fabric and a flattering fit make it perfect for everyday wear, conversations, or just silently screaming into the void (in style).
✔️ Crisp, high-contrast design for maximum impact
✔️ Soft, breathable fabric to keep you cool even if you're not
✔️ Unisex fit – true to size for everyone
✔️ Machine washable & durable
✔️ Great gift for your favorite overthinker or stressed-out friend
How's the fit?
How's the fit?
Fit: Short sleeve tee with a classic fit and crew neck. Comfortable and lightweight for everyday wear.
How long till i get my stuff?
How long till i get my stuff?
We shoot for getting orders out in 1-2 days, but as a new small business, sometimes it takes 3-4 days. Usually depends on whether a color is randomly out of stock at every supplier warehouse on earth at the same time.
Different shipping options are available at checkout.
Returns and Exchanges
Returns and Exchanges
Wrong size? Did it cause your uncle to go on a 45-minute rant about "dirty communists" at Thanksgiving dinner?
No worries. Hassle-free returns or exchanges within 15 days of delivery. Start a return here
What is this made of and how do I clean it?
What is this made of and how do I clean it?
Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
Care Instructions: Wash it cold inside out. Dry it low. Never iron the art.
If you want it to last: skip the bleach, softeners, and dry cleaner.
