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Politician Loves his Couch Graphic Shirt

Politician Loves his Couch Graphic Shirt

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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Why this message matters

He brought flowers. The couch has the gloves and lube ready.


Subtle? Not even trying. This tee roasts a certain politician’s deeply personal relationship with power and upholstery. I'm not saying vance definitely fucks couches. No, that wouldn't be fair. 

All we're asking is: Do we know that Vice President JD Vance does not fuck couches?

✔️ Loud, layered graphic that holds up to rage-washing
✔️ Soft cotton blend made to wear like armor
✔️ Unisex fit for humans, not seat cushions
✔️ Machine washable—though emotional damage may linger
✔️ Ideal for rallies, roast parties, or petty Tuesdays

Designed by a politically fed-up U.S. small biz. No kings. No cowards. Definitely don't sit on Vance's couch. 

 

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How's the fit?

Fit: Short sleeve tee with a classic fit and crew neck. Comfortable and lightweight for everyday wear.

How long till i get my stuff?

We shoot for getting orders out in 1-2 days, but as a new small business, sometimes it takes 3-4 days. Usually depends on whether a color is randomly out of stock at every supplier warehouse on earth at the same time.

Different shipping options are available at checkout.

Returns and Exchanges

Wrong size? Did it cause your uncle to go on a 45-minute rant about "dirty communists" at Thanksgiving dinner?

No worries. Hassle-free returns or exchanges within 15 days of delivery. Start a return here

What is this made of and how do I clean it?

Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
Care Instructions: Wash it cold inside out. Dry it low. Never iron the art.
If you want it to last: skip the bleach, softeners, and dry cleaner.

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