"WARNING: May Start Fires and Arguments" Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Color Black Mauve

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Why this message matters

For those who speak truth, challenge power, and light rhetorical matches under billionaires and bootlickers alike, this tee makes your stance loud and clear. Whether you're calling out injustice, confronting hypocrisy, or just showing up with the facts, this is the uniform for those who refuse to stay quiet.

How's the fit?

Fit: Short sleeve tee with a classic fit and crew neck. Comfortable and lightweight for everyday wear.

How long till i get my stuff?

We shoot for getting orders out in 1-2 days, but as a new small business, sometimes it takes 3-4 days. Usually depends on whether a color is randomly out of stock at every supplier warehouse on earth at the same time.

Different shipping options are available at checkout.

Returns and Exchanges

Wrong size? Did it cause your uncle to go on a 45-minute rant about "dirty communists" at Thanksgiving dinner?

No worries. Hassle-free returns or exchanges within 15 days of delivery. Start a return here

What is this made of and how do I clean it?

Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
Care Instructions: Wash it cold inside out. Dry it low. Never iron the art.
If you want it to last: skip the bleach, softeners, and dry cleaner.

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