Eat Your Local Billionaire – Protest T-Shirt

This graphic tee puts the .001% on the menu.

Tired of billionaires sucking up resources while the rest of us scrape by? You're not imagining it. The math backs you up. In 2023 alone, the five richest billionaires doubled their wealth. Real wages tanked. The 99% paid more for less. These ultra-wealthy parasites pay lower effective tax rates than teachers, doctors, or cops. But sure, let’s keep pretending the system isn’t rigged.

The tee itself? Soft and breathable. Built to handle brutal summer heat, whether you're out protesting or just grabbing coffee.

This isn't about left or right. It's about holding power accountable. No matter who’s in charge, we all deserve a system that serves everyone, not just the ones already holding the cards.

Wear it loud. Start the conversation.